Beware of Gnome Syndrome 12/10/2009
Studeis have shown a link between the rising levels of Unemployed Lawn Gnomes and "Gnome Syndrome" see this article for explination of symtoms - if you think you may have Gnome Syndrome consult your local gardner immediately. Gnome for the Holidays 2 12/09/2009
Nothing says, "Seasons Greetings" like a Lawn gnome buried in the snow! Except perhaps a card pack featuring 15 Holiday greeting cards of Lawn Gnomes buried in the snow! Gnome for the Holidays. 11/13/2009
Gnome for the Holidays - What better way to spread Christmas cheer then by sending someone their very own mini lawn gnome in a greeting card! Lawn Gnomes from a galaxy far,far away 11/12/2009
Click the link below to check out the "Garden Jawa" Meet P'Tor 10/25/2009
Meet the newest member of the Outofworklawngnome family - P'Tor. P'Tor was more of a woods gnome then a garden gnome - coming to us from a log cabin up in Alaska. Unfortunatly the log cabin's owner, a politician, left public office due to some big scandal and was eventually forced into foreclosure - forcing P'Tor out onto the slush covered street. P'Tor decided to try his hand farther south where the climate, both political and natural, was warmer. He hitched a ride on a dog sled full of broken campaign promises and eventaully found his way out of Russia, and into the United States. P'Tor now works with us here at OutOfWorkLawnGnome.com in Customer Services, handling Concerns and complaints - His motto; Speak softly and carry a big axe. Welcome home P'Tor! San Fransisco Gnome 10/22/2009
Look at this hardworking Lawn Gnome! 10/03/2009
Don't you wish everyone worked this hard? Join our cause on Facebook! 09/27/2009
Help us spread our noble cause to the far reaches of cyberspace! Become our fan on Facebook and spread the word to your family and friends - Tell them you support hard working Lawn Gnomes and they should to! (Posting a link to our site on your wall would not go amiss either!) Just click the link to "become a fan" at the top of the page and then click on the Facebook fan box. So easy - a Lawn Gnome can do it! The enemy of the Modern Gnome 09/18/2009
A great article underscoring one of the big problems in society today resulting in Out of Work Lawn Gnomes. Meet one of the greatest enemies of the Modern Gnome - The Homeowners Association. Read on! Now available. 09/11/2009
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